Two Arms to Hold You

So by now you know that Bone Jr. and I have been on many dates and outings, and so many of you are wondering when it's gonna happen. No, not that, you gutterbrains! The first kiss.

Well, I may have a tough and manly exterior, but deep inside I'm a quiet, sentimental teddy bear. And I've always felt that it's not right to share that first kiss unless it's done while listening to our song. But Bone Jr. and I haven't found our song yet. I may have hinted at a few, but nothing has quite been right.

Thank goodness for Lionel Richie. What a romantic. Nothing says what I feel for Bone Jr. quite like his timeless "Hello." And so I've put together this little montage. Bone Jr., this one's for you!